One day not so long ago Kevin and I were driving back to Troy from Moscow and as we passed the cemetery I got to thinking about headstones. After mulling it over for a little bit I decided that I want a say in my headstone. Now, I don't think that's how it normally works, but I'm not a normal person. So, let it be known now that I do not want a traditional headstone. I want one in the shape of a bird. I want one that when people are walking through the cemetery they can't help but smile because it's so odd and out of place. But more importantly, I want one with a motion activated speaker. That way when people walk past it will yell "Hey you, get off my grass!"
Just thought I'd put it out there.
